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Stacey Powell, the mortician from Texas on Survivor: South Pacific Stacey slathers dead people make-up on corpses for a living and her entire Survivor strategy was to turn her enemies into corpses by...
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Batman vs. Bane (and Some Anne Hathaway), Production Stills from the Set of...
Um, Spoiler Alert. Okay, that being said, with more looks at production on the set of The Dark Knight Rises over the weekend, we're all getting pretty geeked here for next year's Batman installment...
View ArticleAlec Baldwin Apologizes To Alec Baldwin
American Airlines is going to go to its bankrupt grave without ever giving Alec Baldwin the "WE SO SOWWY" he thinks he deserves for getting kicked the hell off of a flight after throwing a Words with...
View ArticleSPOILER ALERT: Who’s Coming Back For Season 2 Of American Horror Story
Sadly, the American Horror Story season one finale didn't end with all of the Kardashians moving into the house and the camera panning to that anti-christ child throwing us a "Don't worry, I'll take...
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Nunavut - The Canadian territory no one gives a shit about! This bitch has been around since 1999, when it was separated from the Northwest Territories. Despite being the size of Western Europe, only...
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The Beer Loving Cat! And there you were thinking that pussy and yeast don't mix well together. If yeast infections looked like this, we'd all want one. Tonight is the Second Annual Ricky Gervais Pats...
View ArticleGrey’s Anatomy: Why Teddy won’t be Izzie 2.0!
[SPOILER ALERT: The below article contains spoilers from the current season of Grey’s Anatomy. Do not continue reading if you are not caught up with the show and don’t wish to know what happens.] In...
View ArticleYAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!
This is even better news than Dlisted reader Melanie directing me toward a site where I can buy Chocodiles until my credit card quits life (SPOILER ALERT: After 2 transactions). A federal appeals court...
View ArticleJennifer Hudson Tribute Song to Whitney Houston at the 2012 Grammy Awards
Okay, so I'm getting sappy in my old age. And spoiler alert for the West Coast crew, but here's Jennifer Hudson in her tribute song to Whitney Houston at tonight's 2012 Grammy Awards. Back to hot...
View ArticleTwo Of These Ghouls Might Be Doing It
And I wish I was about to tell you that Barry Manilow's got Marilyn Manson's zombie cream smeared all over his lips, but no. Before Marilyn Manson and Lana Del Rey, made everyone ask themselves "But...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By InTouch Weekly’s Issue From The Future
You're not reading this from a raft while floating on a sea of Jessica Simpson's amniotic fluid after she flooded the earth during birth, so that means she's still pregnant. Well, InTouch Weekly's new...
View ArticleThe Return Of Excuse My Beauty!
Not a week goes by when I don't use "Excuse my beauteeeeee!" and "Because I like tans on my legs, not on my face!" in casual conversation, so I must give a special brow pencil-lined thanks to Dlisted...
View ArticleCarey Hart Says His Wife Did This Better
I didn't watch the Billboard Music Awards last night, because I try to keep my holy Sundays Bieber and Chris Brown-free. And because I was too busy watching (CELEBRITY APPRENTICE SPOILER ALERT, AVERT...
View Article‘G.I. Joe’ needs more Channing Tatum!
(*SPOILER ALERT*) G.I. Joe: Retaliation more or less begins with Channing Tatum‘s character getting killed, because people generally respond well to sequels that feature none of the original...
View ArticleChris Evans Is A Puppy Appreciator
Captain America Chris Evans, seen here making a chihuahua empanada with his mom Lisa Evans, told Women's Health all the things a lady needs in order to get down into his chonies on a regular basis. So...
View ArticleAlec Baldwin Got Married, Managed Not To Curse A Bitch Out While Doing So
28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas (short for Hilarious Thomas, I hope) became 54-year-old Alec Baldwin's second wife (and his first wife in the eyes of the Catholic GOD) at St. Patrick's Old...
View ArticleThe Crap We Missed – Friday 8.3.12
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I give you the gift of this Helen Hunt pic, so you can now tell that annoying friend who keeps trying to get you into yoga to fuck off, Brooke Shields and...
View ArticlePlease Don’t You Be My Neighbor
STALKER ALERT. Because it is not at all strange, scary or smothering to superglue yourself to some guy you've been dating for all of two months, Taylor Swift has reportedly decided to take her summer...
View ArticleHey, Look, It’s Jennifer Aniston In A Bra!
And now back to celebrity boobs. Here’s Jennifer Aniston filming ‘We’re The Millers’ in North Carolina today where – SPOILER ALERT – her character apparently walks around with her breasts hanging out,...
View ArticleMalin Akerman cast on ‘Suburgatory’ as Tessa’s Mom
If you haven’t been following ABC’s Suburgatory … what is wrong with you? Go watch it online or something! Anyway, if you’ve been keeping up, you’ll remember that a big part of last season was Tessa...
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